Time Flies By When You're A Statue Of A Pike

Time flies by when you're a statue of a pike

And I stand on my Broads map, staring at the dyke...

Apologies to the great Gordon Murray there, and if you're wondering what on earth I'm on about then ask a grown up to help you or click here.

So then, what's been occurring this week? Apparently there's a new water softener which I'm told will make showering on the campsite a more pleasurable experience and will prevent the build up of scales. Well frankly I'm not so sure that's a good thing, I would feel quite naked without mine.

Steve & Maxwell have evidently been busy in the boatshed tarting up the day cruisers ready for the season, and this afternoon I saw Richard slinging something over all that mud which might have been grass seed, but more realistically needs to be magic pixie dust if he wants it to go green any time soon.

In other news, Max has been over with another bit of paper from the pub and this time it's about a Start of Season Cocktail Party on Saturday 18th April. I'll mention it again a bit nearer the time but make sure you get it in your diary. I wonder how I'll look in a dickie bow? Quite dabber I should think.

The coming week's going to be a busy one with several exciting developments, so stay tuna'd!