Fridge Magnets are the new Attraction

Some news just in, my new fridge magnets and key rings are now on sale in the Mariner's Stores. Fashioned from purest PVC, they feature yours truly in my sexiest pose, complete with fishing hat and life ring (required by our insurers for health & safety reasons).

They are sure to become the season's must-have fashion accessory, so make sure you're one of the first to own them.

So long pikeys!

Eddie Gets Anchored

Last week I saw James walking round the Park with this guy holding a clipboard, so I knew something was going on. Perhaps the persistent rumours about selling up are true, I thought. But no, it turns out he was from the Yacht Harbour Association and he was weighing up how many golden anchors we are worth.

Well, fish fans, you'll be delighted to know that we are worth 4 of them! Apparently the excellent feedback from our marina customers (well all except one and we all know who that is) helped the assessor to his decision, as did the smiling faces from the staff. Well done everyone! And apparently, almost the only thing between us and 5 anchors is the geese - so you might say that getting rid of the geese could be the 'anser'.

I'd better stop before the jokes get worse.