Saturday, 20 March 2010

What a shower

How exciting, watching the doozers knocking these showers into shape. Who'd have thought humans could have made it so complicated just to have a wash and a poo? What was actually wrong with doing it all in the river or by a tree like every other species on the planet?

But finally they're reaching completion and I can see that this will be the finest waterside shower and toilet experience anywhere in the kingdom. 10 luxury self-contained wet rooms, each with shower, toilet, basin, hair dryer and, wait for it, *underfloor heating* if you please! Whatever will they think of next?

All for the use of our happy campers, caravanners and boaters. And yes, all included in the price of the pitch or mooring.

I can't wait to see you using them! Well not literally of course, there's no hidden camera or anything...

Best fishes

Eddie

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